Friday Mar 31, 2006

Death to Oil Bandits

The Taipan Group & 247profits.com’s

DYNAMIC MARKET ALERT

Daily Briefing: March 31-April 3, 2006

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***Death to Oil Bandits

***According to the US Energy Information Administration, the world consumes oil at about the rate of 85 million barrels per day.

***Seven shocking situations affecting the US oil supply are taking place around the world as you read this! On April 4, 2006, renowned oil guru Christian DeHaemer will give you all the details on how you can make 420% or more in the next twelve months as a new energy revolution takes hold.

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Dear Friend,

When I was growing up in the 1970’s, the price of oil jumped to US$0.79 almost overnight. Things got so bad that folks were using ice picks to open holes in the big tanks on 18-wheelers and transferring the gas to their Ford Mavericks.

I remember this because one night things went wrong. There was a spark, and for a couple of hoodlums the price of a few gallons of gas went up tremendously.

That’s in America. Imagine the theft in a lawless emerging market hellhole like China. According to police, oil theft cost the industry more than 1 billion yuan ($124.6 million, £71.8 million) and led to 2,877 arrests. And those are the people the Chinese police bother to catch - not the majority that bribe the right people and are stealing in earnest.

Things have gotten so bad the Chinese are issuing death threats for stealing the black gold. I’m not saying that we are going to be engaged in fisticuffs at the pump in some post-apocalyptic Mad Max-style free-for-all - but I am saying that world demand for petroleum isn’t slowing down any time soon.

According to the US Energy Information Administration (EIA), the world consumes oil at about the rate of 85 million barrels per day (bpd). And the United States currently uses approximately 21.2 million bpd.

China, the world’s second-largest oil consumer, needs about 6.2 million bpd. Over the last ten years, global oil demand went from 70 million bpd to the current rate of 85 million bpd. That’s a 20% increase.

And the EIA expects that US petroleum use will increase another 32% by 2025.

***This is a 100-year trend. The price of oil rises and falls with the business cycle. Current data suggests that we are in the early stages of a new bullish cycle (post-2001 recession). And that the emerging market trend has a long way to go.

Microtrends tend to run for five years and we are in the second year of the oil boom caused by slowing supply and surging demand from China and India. We remain long and strong oil and energy.

In fact, after taking some nice profits of 121%, 50% and 47% a few months ago at the top, we are buying the current “dip” and moving back into select oil and energy positions.

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***I just got this note from Alex Chinn. You may remember him from when he made a 980% gain on Palm Source calls in eleven days back in September. Well, he seems good for a home run about once a quarter. Because he’s doing it again.

420% gain in two months!

“TiVo’s landmark trial with Echostar is finally underway in Texas, and company insiders aren’t the only ones watching with bated breath. EVS subscribers have seen the developing case drive their TiVo options up as much as 420%!

“TiVo is looking at a probable award of over US$100 million - more than 16% of its total market capitalization - and the stock has gone on a furious run.

“If our legal experts are correct and TiVo wins this case, the stock price could easily jump another 35% and the options could see another 200%. And it could open the door for TiVo to go after all the other digital video recorder industries that are breaking its patents.

“Either way, EVS readers are looking pretty good after banking another round of gains - up to 420%. We’re going to let the rest ride until this trial ends. Understandably, EVS readers are thrilled about today’s rally.”

***Here’s your chance to bring home a 400% return in 28 days.

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***The best leading indicator in the world is the stock market - particularly the S&P 500 and the Dow Transports. The former is hitting its highest levels in almost five years. The latter is at all-time highs and up again today.

This is bullish. Think about it. When we collectively buy a stock we are looking six months out and betting that things will be better then. It is true that the mob is wrong at turning points in the market. But it is also true that it is correct the other 95% of the time.

Despite the fear-mongers and perma-bears you hear in the news, things are going great and the S&P 500 is undervalued in terms of P/E ratio (19.5) compared to historic norms (35). The economy is growing, unemployment is shrinking, the Fed will someday stop hiking rates, inflation is low, and the housing bubble looks like it will experience a soft landing.

The market is going up. I’m 92.6% certain. Read my free report for details.

Cordially,

Christian DeHaemer
Founder and Editor, Red Zone Profits

***Quote of the Day:

“We condemn this crime of the puppet administration. We ask our Muslim brothers to take their position against this offence by the enemies of Islam and to act, based on their responsibility to their religion and God, and to start jihad against Karzai’s administration.”

--Taliban spokesman Mohammed Hanif, complaining that the judiciary was not allowed to impose capital punishment on a man who converted from Islam to Christianity sixteen years ago.

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